What the hell do you need here?! Wanna listen to some Uncle Tailer’s fairytale? My name is Tailer Shitatongue, but you may call me... Hmm... Incomparable Tailer Shitatongue. Huhuhuh! Well, I’ll tell you an amazing story. So... – War. War never changes... – There were people, and one day they dropped big atomic bombs onto each other’s heads. Boom!